What Are Severe Jokes?
Severe Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of severe jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
You know what they say about people with big brains, right?
"You have a severe case of meningitis."
#2
I was just diagnosed with a severe lack of empathy.
But I'm gonna keep going strong! The last thing I will do is start feeling sorry for myself.
#3
Study Finds Birth Control Pills Linked to Fewer Severe Knee Injuries In Teenage Girls...
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#4
A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe
burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party.
#5
migraine |my-grain| noun 1 a recurrent severe headache 2 what a farmer
shouts in disbelief after a terrible storm destroys his wheat field
#6
I was admitted to hospital suffering a severe case of sexual
frustration but after 48 hours I discharged myself.
#7
I've recently developed a severe phobia of elevators.
I'm taking steps to avoid them.
#8
My friend is dealing with a really severe Viagra addiction.
He's having a hard time with it.
#9
Why are there never any cool side affects from drugs?
Like "this drug may cause severe sexiness"
#10
I started seeing a therapist about my fear of bridges.
Turns out I have severe truss issues.
#11
What does a bully say to someone with severe depression?
Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!
#12
my hipster wife is on her way to the hospital with severe burns in her
mouth because she tried to to eat my lasagna before it was cool
#13
tired of people always telling me go to hospital and that i've lost
a lot of blood, its my severe head injury not yours stay out of it
#14
What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?
Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.
#15
My dad died of severe hemorrhaging, and my best friend was disabled by ischemia.
Different strokes for different folks, I guess.
#16
I have a friend who got severe burns on his hands, to the point that he is virtually senseless.
I feel for him.
#17
I'm sorry this birthday cake suffered a severe accident where
my hand fell into it and a chunk of it filled my mouth.
#18
It must be 1929...
Because my econ homework has me in a severe depression.
#19
I have a severe allergy to alcohol Whenever
I drink it I breakout in handcuffs.
#20
A blonde walks into the doctors and explains that she is unable to drink coffee without getting a severe pain in her eye.
The doctor replies; "Maybe take the spoon out before you try drinking it"
Why People Enjoy Severe Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and severe jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love severe jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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