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Shakes Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of shakes jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
[meeting GF's mom] Wow!
This must be your sister! Your baby sister! *shakes keys in front of her face* I'm overselling this, aren't I?
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#2
"tell...
my wife... i loved her..." carl dies. NOO! U LOVED HER WHAT?! *shakes body* U LOVED HER... TITYS? HER CAT? *slaps face* PLS WAKE UP
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#3
An old one.
What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes? A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
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#4
[Home after awful day at work, my dog greets me] Me: At least somebody's happy to see me!
Dog: *shakes head, pulls banana from pocket*
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#5
Me: *empties 4's maracas 4: *shakes maracas* They're broken Me: Oh no..
What happend?
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#6
What is the favorite sex position of James Bond?
69 - she **shakes** and he **stirs**.
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#7
"Will I ever live in a clean house again?" *shakes magic
8 ball *magic 8 ball explodes and makes a mess
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#8
What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
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#9
What does it mean when you sit next to an elderly woman on the
bus and she shakes her head and makes the sign of the cross?
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#10
A doe walks out of the woods....
A doe walks out of the woods, shakes herself off and says, "Well. I'll never do THAT for two bucks again.".
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#11
WIFE: you didn't use my shampoo again did you?
ME: *shakes my head no but my lustrous hair gives me away*
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#12
Mum!!
Please can you take me to the toilet? No! I'm busy. Ask your grandmother. Actually I'd rather ask Grandad. His hand shakes more.
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#13
Jerusalem by Don McLean I think the song could be greatly improved if at the line:
"All roads lead to you," the singer shakes a fist and yells out "Take that, Rome!"
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#14
Boss: Have I made myself clear?
Me: No, I can still see you. Boss: Shakes head.
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#15
Being a hacker in the '80's was way easier.
*shakes vending machine until chocolate bars falls.
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#16
HER: my dad hates puns but loves food ME: got it HER: dad, this my date
ME: hey papaya yam glad to meat u HIM: *shakes then crushes my hand*
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#17
Why are protein shakes such loners?
They're whey isolate.
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#18
*shakes brain like
an Etch-A-Sketch*
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#19
Hey Mr.
Tambourine Man, play a song for me. *Tambourine Man shakes tambourine for several minutes* Well that sucked.
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#20
GET OVER HERE thunders across the bar as a harpooned rope impales a beautiful girl.
The bartender smiles and shakes his head at Scorpion.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and shakes jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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