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What Are Shallow Jokes?

Shallow Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of shallow jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My bathtub is just like me.
Shallow and not quite long enough.
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#2
Does the S in iPhone 5S stand for "superficial"?
"Shallow"? "Slave"? Or "soon to be obsolete"?
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#3
Why did the kiddie pool have no friends?
Because it was too shallow.
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#4
[first date] "So, I heard you work at the circus." [shallows bread stick whole] Nope.
"You sure about that?" [chewing on glass] Yup
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#5
A husband and wife are fighting.
The wife says "You've got the smallest penis I've ever seen!" The husband shoots back "Then we're a perfect fit for each other, cause you're a shallow cunt!"
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#6
Women that say size doesn't matter are just?
Shallow
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#7
My friends say I'm shallow...
because I won't sleep with someone who's 200.
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#8
My ex...
My ex was like a rock pool. Shallow, but interesting. And upon closer inspection I found crabs.
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#9
What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?
I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!
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#10
ME: omg I love your accent!
Say that again! MY AUSTRALIAN WIFE: You're shallow and selfish. I'm leaving you and taking the kids.
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#11
Don't bore a girl by saying she's beautiful, like every other shallow
creep Grab her interest by saving her from a staged hostage situation
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#12
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because netizens were showing shallow sympathy for #YulinDogMeatFestival on the other side.
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#13
Does size matter?
Some women say size doesn't matter. Some even say that they prefer smaller ones. I think that they're just shallow.
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#14
If you give me a hard time about being out of shape I will bury you in a shallow grave.
A very, very, shallow grave
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#15
Girls that don't care about
size are just shallow.
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#16
I left my girlfriend because she lost an ear It
may sound shallow but I take my corn seriously
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#17
"Statistics show that most shark attacks happen in shallow water." Really?
Maybe cus that's where the ppl are u idiots.
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#18
Dating someone based only on looks is so shallow.
Consider other things, like, do they have a lot of money.
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#19
I get it.
True beauty comes from within. But until true beauty can wear lingerie and give a mean lap dance, I may have a few shallow moments
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#20
If I commit suicide, it'll be for a shallow reason, like unrequited texts.
But the note I leave will mention world hunger at least 11 times.
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Our collection features 27 Shallow Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
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Shallow Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Shallow Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and shallow jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Shallow Jokes safe for all ages?
Most shallow jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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