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What Are Shank Jokes?

Shank Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of shank jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
So pi and the imaginary number are talking...
and i says to pi, "be rational." Pi responds, "u shut ur bitch-ass whore mouth or im gon shank u mofo" and i says, "Oh shit just got real."
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#2
I've entered a competition on the Armitage Shanks
website It's basically a win Loos situation.
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#3
In the Philosophers prison...
I shank, therefore you are not
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#4
Candy canes are the perfect treat.
They are minty & put you into the holiday spirit & can easily be fashioned into a shank.
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#5
All-day Christmas music at work, day 4:
Just Googled "Candy cane prison shank"
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#6
I once bought a hamster And told it to shank my sister.
When it didn't, I shanked her myself, with my dick.
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#7
5yo: Why is he crying?
Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison? M: What? 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.
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#8
4 is currently using scissors to whittle down a pencil.
This will be a valuable skill if she ever goes to prison and needs to make a shank.
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Shank Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Shank Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and shank jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love shank jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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Are Shank Jokes safe for all ages?
Most shank jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Shank Jokes?
shank jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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