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What Are Shift Jokes?

Shift Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of shift jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#21
I tried to learn how to drive a stick shift
but I couldn't locate the manual.
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#22
You know what really grinds my gears?
When I shift into third without using the clutch.
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#23
Making $ is easy.
Press shift+4.
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#24
Roses are red...
violets are red, tulips are red, daisies are red. Doppler shift!
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#25
What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer?
Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape
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#26
I'd like to buy this EXTRA SMALL condom please.
"Sir, that is a sleeping bag" *winks at cashier continually until she finishes her shift*
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#27
When my wife was giving birth to our child, I asked the doctor...
- When can we have sex? He winked at me and replied - My shift ends in 10 minutes, let's meet outside.
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#28
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed razor blade?
She gave herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy, a hysterectomy, and circumcised three of the doctors on her shift.
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#29
*whispers to dog wearing a 'working dog, do not
pet' vest* psst what time does your shift end?
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#30
The fourth Harry Potter book marked a huge tone shift for the rest of the series.
I mean, the fifth book was dead serious.
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#31
Why didn't Hitler drive a stick shift?
Because he hated Stalin
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#32
What am I?
What has six tits and three teeth? The night shift at the Waffle House.
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#33
I sniffed my work shirt to see if it was too dirty.
Unfortunately I work at a chloroform factory and woke up 6 hours late for my shift
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#34
A prostitute worked her shift on a Saturday.
Approximately eight fucks were given that day.
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#35
Why keyboards...
Why keyboards don't sleep? Because they have two shifts!
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#36
What's the difference between humor and odor?
Humor is a shift of wit...
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#37
Thought of this joke in a dream.
What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate? "Bro, do you even shift?"
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#38
Gangster shift keys pop a
couple caps in dAt aSs.
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#39
*handshake* wow, soft hands!
u must've never worked a day in ur life [coming off a 9 hour shift at the Vaseline factory] "u dont know me."
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#40
You hear about the kids book that explains the Big Bang and Big Crunch to children?
"One Shift, Two Shift, Red Shift, Blue Shift." By Doppler Seuss.
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Why People Enjoy Shift Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and shift jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most shift jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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shift jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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