What Are Sides Jokes?
Sides Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of sides jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Give me your best 'Yo Momma' jokes.
Yo momma's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm for different timezones! Yo momma's so fat, she is on BOTH sides of the family! EDIT: Grammar...
#2
What is it called when a large piece of foliage is the same on both sides?
Symmetree.
#3
There are now 4 sides to every story.
Yours, mine, the truth & the Internets version.
#4
Dot [limerick] There once was a woman named Dot, who lived off of pig-shit and snot.
When she ran out of these, she ate the green cheese, that grew on the sides of her twat.
#5
The LIKE button: also for choosing sides in a
Facebook argument without saying anything.
#6
The fact that they call it the Food Pyramid and not Food Triangle implies it has at least two other sides.
So maybe this much taffy is OK
#7
Are you even really committed to going green if
you don't use both sides of the toilet paper?
#8
So, a man with a baby newt on his head walks into a barber's...
And says, "Short back and sides, axolotl off the top."
#9
How can you tell that the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling out of *both* sides of his mouth.
#10
A stupid glazier was examining a broken window.
He looked at it for a while and then said "It's worse than I thought. It's broken on both sides."
#11
yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout
let me hear both sides of da story!
#12
"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "It's the Police, sir." "You'll have to wait,
I'm having a shit." "We know, Sir, the Phone Box has glass sides!"
#13
France and Italy declare war on each other, who wins?
Neither, Italy switches sides and France surrenders, both lose
#14
If you're asking me to choose sides,
I'll always choose potato salad.
#15
How do you tell if the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.
#16
Your brain has two sides: left and right.
Your left brain has nothing right. Your right brain has nothing left.
#17
Yo mama's like a brick.....
dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by Mexicans.
#18
Psychic said I should learn to take criticism better & always consider
both sides of an issue, so I gave her the back of my palm to read.
#19
Q: What's the definition of perfect pitch?
A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
#20
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it's intersected by a plane
Why People Enjoy Sides Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and sides jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love sides jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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