What Are Sigmund Jokes?
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#1
Sigmund Freud discovered the "Freudian Slip" which
in my opinion, was pure penis...I mean genius.
#2
Sigmund Freud was a moron with a huge ego And id.
And superego.
#3
How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?
Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.
#4
A Jewish joke (as told by Sigmund Freud) One Jew says to another, "Have you taken a bath?" The other replies: "No.
Is one missing?" From *Wit and Its Relation to the Unconscious*
#5
What do you call a con-artist who minored in psychology?
Sigmund Fraud
#6
What did Sigmund Freud say when he had an epiphany?
Urethra!
#7
How did Sigmund Freud die?
He slipped
#8
Today is Sigmund Freud's birthday Which reminds
me, Mother's Day is this weekend.
#9
Do you want to hear the story on Sigmund Freud?
NSFW It takes a while but it gets to the mother fucking point.
#10
My grandpa believes he is best friends with Freud.
But I keep telling him he is just a Sigmund of his imagination.
#11
What happens when you give Sigmund Freud and Oedipus a bunch of cocaine?
A mother fucking awesome party.
#12
Happy penis to Sigmund Freud.
What? No, I'm pretty sure I said "birthday."
#13
Sigmund Freud walks into a...
~~breasts~~ bar
#14
A Sigmund Freud light bulb joke.
Q: How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb? A: Cocaine.
#15
What does Sigmund Freud say comes between fear and sex?
funf (it helps if you say it out loud, and understand German) :-)
#16
What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day?
His mom.
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