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#1
What happens when the PS and XBOX servers go down?
The ambulance comes lights and sirens, "WII-U WII-U WII-U" I'm sorry, I'll leave now ._.
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#2
I wish this cop would stop riding my ass, it makes me paranoid.
I also wish he'd turn his sirens off and stop trying to shoot out my tires.
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#3
I run faster when I hear country
music than sirens.
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#4
*catches up to jogger while wearing the same outfit* good luck shaking
the police off loser *sprints ahead while sirens can be heard*
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#5
"Ugh!
Dave is coming to dinner" "Wait, Dave Jones or Dave who impersonates police cars?" [long silence] [hears faint sirens in the distance]
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#6
[screaming over sirens] I SAID ACTUALLY YOU'RE
NOT "FIGHTING" THE FIRE YOU'RE WATERING IT
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#7
*police sirens* *Dad bursts into my room wearing a panda suit* QUICK
HIDE THESE NO TIME TO EXPLAIN *throws a litter of panda cubs at me*
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#8
What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song?
The Sound of Sirens
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#9
Dominos pizza delivery cars should
be allowed to use sirens.
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#10
*police sirens* *Dad bursts into my room wearing a Princess Leia costume*
"HIDE THIS NO TIME TO EXPLAIN" *throws bag of cinnamon buns at me*
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#11
What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?
The Sirens of the Rams.
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#12
Some songs contain sirens which alert you to the
fact that you have shitty taste in music.
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#13
Two robbers were robbing a hotel.
The first one said "I hear sirens. Jump!" The second one said "But we're on the 13th floor!" The first one screamed back "This is no time to be superstitious."
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#14
STOP PUTTING SIRENS IN MUSIC FOR PETE'S SAKE!
I let my hair down & undid two buttons before i realized i wasn't getting pulled over!
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#15
[Sirens] Dude open the door!
*barricading* How do i know you're not 1 of them?! Were you bit?! What?! Do you not know what a hurricane is?
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#16
Police chase I was racing towards a cliff with police sirens ringing in my ears when
I noticed my mirror was broken and I realized there was no looking back now
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#17
I made it halfway to Mexico before I realized that those
sirens were just coming from the song on my radio.
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#18
Everyone please stop doing crimes
because sirens are too noisy.
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#19
Me: LARGE FRY!
McDonald's Manager: Ma'am, you can't use the drive-thru riding a stick pony. Please leave NOW Me: I WILL CUT YOU! *sirens*
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#20
using microsoft word *moves an image 1 mm to the left* all text and images shift.
4 new pages appear. in the distance, sirens.
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