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#1
What did Harry Potter say when he found Dumbledore in bed with his godfather?
Are you fucking Sirius?
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#2
An astronomer looks at the sky through a telescope, searching for something.
After a while he stands up, looks to the heavens, and yells, "You cannot be Sirius!"
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#3
So, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, right?
I guess that's when the books started getting *dead Sirius*
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#4
My friend told me Alan Rickman had passed away.
I said "You're joking?".... ...She replied "Nope. Dead Sirius."
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#5
AMA character from the Universal Studios Harry Potter world Really!
I'm Sirius!
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#6
Baby sister told me this one attn Harry Potter fans Sister: "Harry's godfathers middle name
should be 'Lee'" Me:"wait, whose the godfather?" Sister: "Sirius Black" Took me a minute.
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#7
Harry Potter: "Hermoine, I'm gay" Hermione: "Are
you kidding?" Harry: "No, I'm fucking Sirius"
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#8
What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?
Shirley you can't be Sirius.
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#9
I created a Harry Potter thread in ask reddit.
I wanted Sirius replies only.
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#10
What did James Potter say to his wife when she told him she's been cheating with one of his friends ?
ARE YOU FUCKING SIRIUS ?
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#11
Doctor, doctor, I keep suffering from halucinations that I'm the brightest star in the night sky.
Surely, you can't be Sirius.
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#12
I thought my roommate was joking when he said Gary Oldman was in the Harry Potter movies.
He was dead Sirius.
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#13
Why does Sirius Black get all the girls?
Because he's a real dawg.
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#14
My girlfriend stormed off after she accused me of cheating and I denied it.
But no, I really wasn't fucking anyone named Sirius.
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#15
Satellite Radio.
(Sirius Tweet)
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#16
I posted a question about the brightest star in the night sky, but all I got were joke replies.
Should've added the [Sirius] tag.
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#17
Which Harry Potter character is best suited for an apple product.
Sirius black
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#18
A man dressed as a harry potter character came up to me and told me he was a zombie.
I thought he was kidding, but he was Dead Sirius.
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#19
XM radio suddenly went to the hospital
It's in Sirius condition.
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#20
In Harry Potter I wonder if Sirius
Black's middle name is Lee...
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