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#1
ME: Michaelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel on his back?
GF: Yep M: [2 hours later] How did he reach the bit between his shoulders?
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#2
Kanye West at the Sistine Chapel, amazed
that it was painted by a Ninja Turtle.
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#3
I don't believe Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel on his back.
He wouldn't get any balance laying on his shell.
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#4
[looking at ceiling of Sistine
Chapel] mmm its a little busy.
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#5
I'm glad twitter is new because nobody needs to see Michelangelo rt'ing
every time someone mentions how majestic the Sistine Chapel is.
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#6
"I hope this makes them name a radioactive turtle after me" Michelangelo
thought as he painted the Sistine Chapel "that would be hella rad"
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#7
Why is it called the sistine chapel?
Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.
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#8
It's good Michelangelo wasn't around for twitter.
Be a bummer to see him rt'ing whenever someone said how majestic the Sistine Chapel was.
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#9
There's a marble statue of Mr.
Peanut sculpted by Michaelangelo in the basement of the Sistine Chapel that only the popes know about
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#10
I am the Michelangelo of writing research papers.
He started the Sistine Chapel ceiling the night before it was due, right?
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