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Sit Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of sit jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What's blue, small and sits in a corner?
A baby with its hand in the power socket.
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#2
Apparently just because I have the "mind of a child" I'm not allowed to sit on a Santa's lap.
Also it's "illegal" to carry a brain around.
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#3
How does Yoda spend his time.
He mostly just sits on his log, watching the Dagobah.
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#4
Girl: "Hey, whats up?" Boy: "If I
tell you, will you sit on it?"
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#5
Why do female drivers sit higher up in their seats than male drivers?
Because they're sitting on a box.
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#6
The hardest part about dying is finding a body double to sit
in a coffin for you while you take off to party island.
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#7
Jesus sits at his last supper *breaks bread* This is my body *pours wine* This
is my blood *open jar of mayo* Judas: I'm gonna have to stop you right there
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#8
Ladies: The "silent treatment" is not a punishment.
Try the "sit next to him and cry and or frown excessively treatment" instead.
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#9
As I sit here naked in Hugh Jackman's hotel room, it occurs to
me that I might have mixed up my bucket list with my wife's.
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#10
"Son: Dad, i had sex for the first time" 'Dad: That is great Son!
Sit down and tell me all about it' 'son: Yeah about that...'
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#11
Tuesday walks into a bar sits down,
hangs his head, and says why me.
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#12
What's the worst part about being black and Jewish?
You have to sit in the back of the oven.
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#13
Christmas is great!
You can sit on the lap of a total stranger and no one is offended.
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#14
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None... They just sit in the dark and bitch about it.
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#15
From my 3yr old nephew: Why do chickens sit on their eggs?
Because they don't have chairs.
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#16
I bet cats are pissed they can't
sit on televisions anymore.
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#17
Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?
Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...
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#18
Wanna have a little fun?
Go to Facebook and post "Anyone know a good lawyer?" Then sit back and watch the speculation run wild!
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#19
Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?
Short John Silver!
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#20
Why does it suck to be black and Jewish?
You have to sit at the back of the furnace.
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