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Sleigh Jokes

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Sleigh Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of sleigh jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
*i before e except after c.
Unless you're an 8yo heir planning a heist to seize a surveillance sleigh owned by a sheik at a reindeer farm.
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#2
Santa's sack is on the sleigh...
Q.-Why is Santa Claus's sack so big and heavy ? A.-Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it is down a chimney!
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#3
What did Rudolph the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine?
This will sleigh you.
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#4
What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?
A mis-carriage
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#5
He may have a nice car but
I have a fast sleigh
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#6
WIFE: I think he's in a midlife crisis "Why, did he buy a new car?" WIFE:
not yet [I pull up on a sleigh pulled by roughly 1000 raccoons]
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#7
A comedian dressed up as Santa tells a joke to a man The man laughs so hard he can't stop and is about do die.
Just before he dies, though, he looks at the comedian and says, "You sleigh me."
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#8
What do the jingle bell rock and an irritating girl with a cold commenting on a YouTube video have in common?
A one horse sleigh And one *hoarse* "slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay" (omg yaaaaaasssss)
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#9
What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?
sleigh-er
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#10
Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?
Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
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#11
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?
This one will sleigh you !
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#12
What is Santa's favourite metal band?
Sleigh-er
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#13
I've had a slight accident with your sleigh Father Christmas!
Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition! That's all right....now it's a mint with a hole!
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#14
Santa accidentally ran over a man.
The poor fellow was sleigh-n.
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#15
If you traded your windowless van for an ice cream truck or
a big red sleigh you would triple your child kidnappings.
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#16
What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?
Sleighs 'em
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#17
Where does Santa go for a sexy carwash?
One whore soap-and-sleigh!
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#18
Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?
Pigs don't have red noses.
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#19
Why didn't Santa's father get a ticket for speeding in the sleigh?
A grandfather claus got him out of it!
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#20
What did a homosexual reindeer say to Santa Claus?
Sleigh, daddy.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and sleigh jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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