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Slim Jokes

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What Are Slim Jokes?

Slim Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of slim jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Hey doofus, the fashion police called.
Your father died last night on duty. He wanted you to have this. "Slim fitting houndstooth peacoat*
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#2
I hope Fatboy Slim dies on the Hollywood boulevard
halfway between the gutter and the stars.
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#3
deer diary: day 67 at hugwerts skool uv wezirdry nd none
uv teh studints hav noticd dat my wahnd is an slim jim.
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#4
So won't Surreal Slim Shady please stand up, please stand dOwN, please
RIDE A TRICYCLE THROUGH A DENTISTS WAITING ROOM DRESSED AS A PENGUIN
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#5
Sorry, grandma.
You stood up. You have to be Slim Shady now.
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#6
Dear Santa -- For 2017, all I want is a SLIM body and a BIG FAT bank account.
Please don't mix it up like last year.
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#7
Whats the difference between Eminem & Slim Shaddy Eminem
would fuck you and Slim Shady would fuck you and your mom
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#8
What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?
But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?
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#9
Ramadan Putting the slim
back into Muslim
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#10
Wouldst the genuine Slim
Shady kindly arise?
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#11
What do you call a skinny tree that raps?
Slim Shady
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#12
Will The Real Slim Shady please sit down Will The Real Slim Shady put
his left arm in Now out Will The Real Slim Shady shake it all about
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#13
To all of you that have overcome Fatboy Slim addiction....
I have to praise you
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#14
Why did the anorexic cow take great offense when the farmer wished him Merry Christmas?
...because he was a moo-slim.
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#15
A cow confronted Donald Trump after a rally It
said "what's your problem with moo-slims?"
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#16
Horton Hears a who?
Horton Hears a what? Horton Hears a huh? Horton hears a chicka chikca chicka chicka slim shady.
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#17
Note for Santa Dear Santa, Please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body.
Please don't mix those two up like you did last year. Thanks.
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#18
What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?
Slim to nun.
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#19
"Hi" My name is "What?" My name is "Who?" My name is [chka chka] Slim Shady
*scribbles on cup* "Ok Mr Shrimp Scabies, I'll start your latte"
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#20
What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?
A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)
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Slim Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Slim Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and slim jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Slim Jokes safe for all ages?
Most slim jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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slim jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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