What Are Smallpox Jokes?
Smallpox Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of smallpox jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What was the best part of being a blind smallpox inoculator in the 18th century?
The great stories you get to read everyday.
#2
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Smallpox and genocide.
#3
April showers bring May flowers, and what do Mayflowers bring?
Smallpox.
#4
Smallpox sounds
so adorable
#5
April showers bring May flowers...
...but Mayflowers bring smallpox.
#6
90s Kids won't get this
either Smallpox
#7
My wife said she wanted to do it missionary style, so I
forced her to change religions and gave her smallpox.
#8
What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?
Smallpox
#9
I've been wondering for a while now...
If a man who likes Asians has Yellow Fever, and a man who likes Africans has Jungle Fever; does that mean because I like Native Americans, that I have Smallpox?
#10
If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?
Smallpox.
#11
April showers bring May flowers..
And Mayflowers bring smallpox.
#12
Having a traditional Columbus Day.
Headed to a casino to hand out blankets with smallpox on them.
#13
Call me old fashioned, but
I'm dying of smallpox.
#14
A true Columbus Day sale in a mattress store would
mean all the merchandise is infested with smallpox
#15
April showers bring May flowers
Mayflowers bring Smallpox.
#16
Remember April showers bring May flowers.
But, Mayflowers being smallpox.
#17
This year I decided I am going back to the real roots of Thanksgiving and celebrating it in the traditional fashion.
I will be handing out smallpox blankets to Native Americans.
#18
Fun fact: they used acronyms back in colonial times too but DOS meant
Dead of Smallpox and LMFAO meant Lost My Farm and Outbuildings
#19
Chuck Norris is so bad he makes viruses sick.
As such, Chuck Norris is also responsible for the eradication of smallpox.
#20
April showers bring may flowers What do may flowers bring?
Pilgrims. What do Pilgrims bring? Smallpox
Why People Enjoy Smallpox Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and smallpox jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love smallpox jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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