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What Are Smokes Jokes?

Smokes Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of smokes jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

Every joke on this page is free to read and easy to share. Click the copy button on any joke to copy it instantly to your clipboard. Paste it into a message, post, or conversation and spread the laughter.

#1
Don't cut yourselves 'cause Justin smokes pot, Beliebers.
Cut yourselves 'cause you listen to Justin Bieber. (And aim for a major artery.)
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#2
What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?
Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.
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#3
As told to me by my dad who smokes a lot Did the disappointed smoker get everything he wanted for Christmas?
Clothes but no cigar.
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#4
what do you call a rodent that smokes weed?
A Hemp-ster
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#5
What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?
Holy smokes.
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#6
What's Fuzzy, Smokes, and Comes in Cubes?
Fidel Castro.
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#7
Did you hear the one about the church that burned down?
Holy Smokes!
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#8
My girl told me that she has daddy issues...
So i left for a pack of smokes and never came back.
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#9
What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?
Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!
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#10
*smokes fat doobie* *enters hotdog eating contest* *sets Guinness World
Record* *gets disqualified for using performance-enhancing drugs*
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#11
Yo momma so fat that after sex
she smokes a whole pig.
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#12
French toast is just regular toast that smokes
cigarettes and has a tiny mustache.
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#13
What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?
"Han So-High"
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#14
Yo momma's house so dirty When she smokes a cigarette,
she turns it around to put it in the ashtray.
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#15
When my buddy smokes weed with me, he calls it smoking me out.
Apparently bringing over a pizza and eating him out means something totally different.
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#16
I don't always tell Dad jokes...
But I've been saving the best ones for twenty years, and we're going have such a laugh when he comes back with those smokes!
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#17
What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?
"Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."
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#18
If a midget smokes weed...
does he get high, or medium?
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#19
What does a white trash girl say after sex?
Get off me, Dad. You're squishing my smokes.
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#20
What is it called when Michael J.
Fox smokes a joint? Shake N' Bake.
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Smokes Jokes?
Our collection features 64 Smokes Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Smokes Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Smokes Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Smokes Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Smokes Jokes are available?
We currently have 64 Smokes Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Smokes Jokes?
Smokes Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Smokes Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and smokes jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love smokes jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Smokes Jokes to share?
A good smokes jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Smokes Jokes safe for all ages?
Most smokes jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Smokes Jokes?
smokes jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
How do I copy and share Smokes Jokes?
Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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