What Are Smooth Jokes?
Smooth Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of smooth jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I bet every time Vanilla sets his razor down on the bathroom sink, he looks
up in the mirror, rubs his newly smooth face & says "Shaved Ice"
#2
Whoever coined the phrase "smooth as a baby's
bottom" must have been a real creep.
#3
Nobody understands how hard it is for a smooth lover like me...
It's tough to find a new lover whenever my girlfriend gets her first pubes.
#4
What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?
What a wondrous *turd* of events.
#5
Funny Conversation that actually happened to me Me: Hey Dray is that a new watch?
Dray: Yeah man Me: Smooth, what kind of watch is it? Dray: Guess Me: Just tell me, I don't know my watches very well.
#6
My dvd got a scratch...
so i used sandpaper to smooth it out
#7
[NSFW] Why is Popeye's penis soft and smooth?
He puts it in Olive Oyl. Edit: I don't know why this is tagged under religion. \_()_/
#8
The man who kept describing things as "Smooth as a pig's butt"
has apparently had different life experiences than me.
#9
I've always wanted to play smooth jazz while making love...
...but apparently the bedroom is an inappropriate place for a drumkit.
#10
FUCK YEAH I GOT A CRIMINAL RECORD *smooth criminal blasts an i bust out
sick mj moves* "congrats sir u are now manager of this kfc/taco bell
#11
What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?
A pedi-file
#12
Michael Jackson breaks into WALMART.
He only steals lotion. Turning to the security camera he whispers "smooth criminal" and moonwalks away
#13
I made a model aircraft.
I wanted it to be an unpainted smooth finish wooden aircraft. So I made a plain planed plane plane.
#14
Why are elephants big, wrinkled, grey, and hairy?
Because if they were small, smooth, white, and hairless, they'd beaspirin tablets!
#15
A smooth close shave with a brand new razor blade is the best feeling in the world!
... was not the best thing to say to my wife shortly after sex.
#16
What do you call a prepubescent rapist?
... a smooth criminal.
#17
A blond goes to the doctor Blonde: Doctor my skin is very smooth and fair, what should I do before going to sleep?
Doctor: Lock the door
#18
Smooth Farmer Whats a farmers best dating advice?
A tractor
#19
I once knew a brother so smooth he wore a bluetooth in each ear and held
the exact same conversation with 2 separate women at the same time
#20
Why does Uranus look so smooth compared to
other gas giants in our solar system?
Why People Enjoy Smooth Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and smooth jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love smooth jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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