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Sneak Jokes

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What Are Sneak Jokes?

Sneak Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of sneak jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
The hardest part of being Darth Vader is never being able to
sneak up on anyone because your theme music started playing.
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#2
I wish someone would leave a horse's head in my bed so that when my kids
sneak up on me in the morning, I can be like, BAM, horse's head.
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#3
good prank: sneak into someone's house every night over a year and replace
thier toilet with a slightly larger one until it fills tthe room
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#4
Bought a cat collar with a bell on it, and now
I can't sneak up on the cat to put it on her.
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#5
What do you call a pig sneak attack?
A Hambush.
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#6
What's it called when you sneak into a homosexual wedding?
A gay-tecrash Dad joke, right there
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#7
BREAKING NEWS: Scientists sneak up on Periodic
Table, add element of Surprise
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#8
Wrapping presents takes a LOT longer when your kid sneaks up behind you
& cuts off your arm with an empty wrapping paper tube lightsaber.
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#9
My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her.
Also the police say I should stop referring to her as my girlfriend.
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#10
I can sneak in an Uptown Funk reference here.
Don't believe me? Just watch.
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#11
*Killer sneaks into my house to murder me but sees me practicing karate
w/ my big stuffed dog I won from the carnival and changes his mind*
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#12
You sneak into my room, unnoticed; you gently touch one bit of my naked body after the other until you find the most desirable place, then you start sucking.
Stupid mosquitoes!
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#13
Sneaks into your house and removes all the labels from your canned goods.
Shuffles them well.
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#14
Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?
He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
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#15
I had to pee really bad at the swimming pool yesterday, so I tried to sneak it in at the deep end...
But the lifeguard blew his whistle so loud I nearly fell in.
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#16
My technique with women is, I sneak up behind them and scream obscenities in their ear when they turn round I'm wearing a nice sweater and holding a kitten.
I call it Shock and Awwww!'
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#17
Why do elephants wear green shoes?
So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?
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#18
I hate when someone sneaks up in front of
you when you're scrolling on your phone
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#19
Bored?
Sneak a dog into the movies and loudly explain the plot to the dog
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#20
My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her...
According to her lawyer, she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend.
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