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Sobbing Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of sobbing jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
todd: *sobbing uncontrollably* me: relax it was just a little earthquake todd's wife: he's an etch-sketch artist.
it was everything he had
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#2
fun prank: go observe the newborns at the hospital & if someone asks which
is yours say "I haven't decided yet" while sobbing uncontrollably
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#3
[buys ghostbusters ringtone] ME: who ya gonna call?
[1 hour later] ME: who ya gonna call?! [2 days later] ME: *sobbing* I am so lonely
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#4
Dr: your father is real sick Woman: [sobbing] how long?
[her dad wheelies past on a bmx] Dr: almost six yards that time
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#5
Sketch artist: Any more details on the attacker?
Me: No, that's all I saw *shows me it's just a picture of a fist* Me: *sobbing* That's him
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#6
[3 AM] 5yo: *sobbing* Daddy Me: Ughhh..yes, sweetheart, what's wrong?
5yo: I'm lonely... Me: Then, don't ever get married. 5yo: Ok, Daddy.
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#7
DISH FATHER: You can NEVER see that spoon again!
*daughter dish starts sobbing* [outside the window, Spoon is thinking] we leave tonight
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#8
Me: [uncontrollable sobbing] I can't see you anymore.
I won't let you hurt me again. Trainer: It was a sit-up. You did 1 sit-up.
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#9
Superpower: giving evildoers the hiccups, then on day 23, you throw them
off a building but by that point they're just sobbing "thank you"
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#10
Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
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#11
*pounding on her chest* DON'T DIE ON ME KAREN!
*pounds harder* (sobbing) BREATHE DAMMIT! CPR instructor: Ok, so that was wrong.
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#12
"Sobbing" autocorrected to "throbbing" and now my attempt at showing
my sensitive side has taken a very different direction.
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#13
"I got your back" "And I got your nose" "Ooh I want his feet" Mr.
Potato Head: *sobbing* guys stop it
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#14
I was driving this morning when I saw an AA van parked up.
The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to myself that guy's heading for a breakdown.
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#15
MARRIAGE COUNSELOR: What is it that you are both most fearful of?
WIFE: I just...[sobbing]...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels
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#16
A wino wanted to join the Black lives matter movement He ended up sobbing
"Can't we all just get along?" at a Dark matter symposium.
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#17
Hamburgler: Success!
Look at this amazing haul of these McDonald's burgers! Hamburgler's Mum: *sobbing* Your brother is an architect.
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#18
He paid me $150 for the "girlfriend experience," so I went through his
phone then locked myself in the bathroom, sobbing inconsolably.
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#19
Bank robber: EVERYONE BE CALM AND NO ONE GETS HURT Guy from back of room:
IM DATING UR EX WIFE BR: [sobbing] ok only one person gets hurt
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#20
Driver: My God...
that weasel... Onlooker: He just went... "pop"... Weasel's family: *sobbing* Ice-cream man: I've got an idea for a song y'all.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and sobbing jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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sobbing jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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