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Soviet Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of soviet jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
In America, people rob banks ...
In Soviet Russia, Banks rob you ! :)
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#2
What is it with Russians and their track suits?
Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.
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#3
Which country has the most crying people per km?
The Soviet Onion
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#4
What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?
Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.
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#5
In capitalist America, you grab people by the pussy.
In Soviet Russia, you seize the means of reproduction.
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#6
What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?
Electricity.
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#7
Soviet KGB Joke Group of people sit around telling political anecotes, one person says: ok guys please slow down ...
why? ... my hand is tired from writing down names ...
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#8
Eastern Europe - 1989 "If we leave the Soviet Union, we might have
to get visas to visit Siberia and turnips will be more expensive"
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#9
What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?
... a soviet
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#10
What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?
The khrushchev
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#11
Why are Soviets so bad with the ladies?
They're always Russian the fuckin' and Stalin the lovin' hehehe
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#12
Why didn't the Soviet Union send Cosmonauts to the Moon?
In case they didn't want to come back.
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#13
Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
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#14
Soviet Russia In Soviet Russia you no criticize
government, government criticize you
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#15
My favorite Yakov Smirnoff joke about the good old USSR.
In America you find the party. In Russia the party finds you. Edit: in reference to the soviet party
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#16
What does a soviet call someone with good vision?
Glasnots.
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#17
The Soviet Union won't ever rise again?
What a bunch of Bolshevik.
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#18
Soviet Russia In Soviet Russia,
Turkey shoots you!
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#19
If the USSR were to become a country again...
...would it be called the Soviet Reunion?
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#20
If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian...
then soviet
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