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What Are Standard Jokes?

Standard Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of standard jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Yo mama's so mean...
She has no standard deviation.
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#2
What do you call a crappy joke on /r/Jokes?
sub-standard.
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#3
Double standards are the worst.
I mean, one flag is enough.
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#4
Did you hear the one about the perverted statistician?
He couldn't get off on the standard deviation
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#5
Why did the string theorist return his vacuum
cleaner It was only the standard model
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#6
I'm gonna make like a standards censor
and get the fuck outta here.
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#7
What does a prostitute and a lawyer have in common?
They both screw you for $300 per hour. What's the difference? Most prostitutes have standards.
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#8
I absolutely despise double-standards...
Except when it's me, then it's okay.
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#9
Knock Knock Who's there !
Borg ! Borg who ? Borg standard !
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#10
I was never great with girls but I have standards...
I don't date ugly girls... I make them fucking ugly...
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#11
Don't you hate double standards?
If a girl sleeps with a lot of guys she is called a slut, but when a guy does it he is called a homosexual.
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#12
Double standards are the worst.
I mean, if a girl sleeps with lots of guys, she's considered a slut. But when a guy does it, he's considered a homosexual.
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#13
What do you do if you step on a landmine?
Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.
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#14
Does pornography degrade women?
Or does it merely raise the standard by which they are judged?
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#15
I'm gaining weight because it's hard to carry around
this much "awesome" in a standard-sized body.
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#16
How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.
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#17
Why is it so hard to get into a relationship with an SJW?
Because they have high double standards.
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#18
Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?
One has standards.
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#19
What do bats eat that makes their
shit our standard for crazy?
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#20
Well no wonder we haven't cured cancer yet.
Our standard for the "best medicine" is laughter.
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Standard Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and standard jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Standard Jokes safe for all ages?
Most standard jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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