What Are Status Jokes?
Status Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of status jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
To help reduce cost, this status
was typed in china.
#2
FB lesson number #1.
If you don't want people meddling in your business, stop posting it on your status.
#3
This girl just posted a status on Facebook which said:"F*CKING PHONE!!!!!!!!!"
Apparently, "Can I watch?" is not an appropriate reply.
#4
Relationship status: outside my wife's window,
holding John Cusack over my head.
#5
The 2016 US Presidential Election That's it.
That's the entire fucking joke. Edit: Woke up to hundreds of messages and FP status. Damn. Thanks, folks! And thanks for the gold!
#6
Every political Facebook status should start with, "First
of all, I have no idea what I'm talking about."
#7
I changed my relationship status to "I'm sharpening my knives"
on Facebook so my boyfriend's family will never come visit
#8
To the 11 year old girl on FB with the relationship status "it's complicated" How can it be complicated?
Did he take your animal crackers?
#9
A heads up to girls on Facebook ..
if your status says "single" and your profile picture is you with your cat - Well then no fucking shit
#10
Relationship status: Putting aloe on the wall and rubbing
against it to apply in places that I can't reach.
#11
I wish I could smack the stupid out of people and if you
think this status is about you smack yourself for me!
#12
me *dead*: at least I don't have to pay student loans *Gets e-mail* We see your living status has changed.
Click to update your loan info.
#13
When my girlfriend is angry, I go to Facebook and constantly
refresh my relationship status to see if I'm single again.
#14
Why spend all that time in school to be a doctor,, when you can save lives
by forwarding an email or reposting a status on your Facebook wall?
#15
Relationship Status: I'm a Rubik's Cube.
Now try and figure me out.
#16
I think we all need something positive after the recent election
Which is why I'm sharing my HIV status with all of you.
#17
Relationship Status: Even my alarm clock
stops responding to me after I bang it
#18
Asked my wife if she would be my friend on FB again, she said no.
She said my "funny" status updates are annoying. Therefore, I must conclude she loves me for my body...
#19
Oh is it really raining outside?
Please post a status update for all of us with no windows.
#20
STATUS: Using the flashlight on my phone to look for the keys that are
in my hand so I can open my car cuz I think I left my phone in there.
Why People Enjoy Status Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and status jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love status jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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