What Are Statuses Jokes?
Statuses Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of statuses jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
How embarrassing would it be if Facebook automatically updated statuses to what you where doing.
"Billy is alone in his room."
#2
Leave the past behind.
Smile every day. Never wear underwear. I don't know. Inspirational statuses are hard
#3
My hobbies include but are not limited to getting drunk and
commenting "LOL" on relationship statuses on Facebook.
#4
Only 5 days until Facebook is stacked with return
to the gym statuses and pictures of salads.
#5
Sometimes I like to repost my statuses that didn't get any "Likes"...
because they deserve a second chance too.
#6
If cancer is ever cured it'll probably be because of the people
who liked all of the Facebook statuses that are against cancer.
#7
I wish it was my job to sit around laughing at statuses all day.
Actually, he is unaware, but that's what my boss is paying me to do anyway.
#8
People with FB statuses like, "I'm so angry right now", then when someone
says, "What's up?" they reply, "I'll text you." WHAT ABOUT US?
#9
What if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your Facebook
password and you had to discover who you were based on your statuses?
#10
Nothing better than hearing that a couple who comments
on each other's Facebook statuses broke up.
#11
They should probably have a feature that disables liking horrible statuses on Facebook.
Last week 14 people liked that my friend's mom died. I mean, I know she was a bitch, but still.
#12
When someone I don't know likes one of my statuses I think,
"Will this be the story we tell our grandkids?"
#13
Did you know people are getting paid to mention products in their Facebook statuses?
That's as crazy as the discounts at Dave's Furniture Emporium...
#14
Don't go over-analyzing my statuses.
If I made sense all the time I wouldn't need to be here so much.
#15
When people post statuses like "Don't text or call me!
Bad mood!" Um, no one was ever going text/call you in the first place. Just saying'
#16
I have a confession too Oprah.
For years I have been stealing statuses from all over the Internet and passing them off as my own original thoughts.
#17
Now's a good time to change your facebook name to "Nobody," so when
you click like on ignorant statuses it says, "Nobody likes this."
#18
Did you know people are getting paid to mention products in their Facebook statuses?.....That's
as crazy as the low low prices at Dave's Furniture Emporium
#19
To do list: 1) Change Facebook name to
'No One' 2) 'Like' peoples statuses.
#20
I take the time every night to read Facebook statuses
to my children as part of my stay in school campaign.
Why People Enjoy Statuses Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and statuses jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love statuses jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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