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What Are Stoner Jokes?

Stoner Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of stoner jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do stoners ride to school?
The cannibus
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#2
How many stoners does it take to, ah...
unhhhh..........
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#3
How did the stoner die?
Blunt force trauma.
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#4
What do you call Mexican stoners?
Baked beans
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#5
#hashtag From the stoners who brought you "420" and "hella" comes the hot new game Hash Tag!!
cause, i mean, come on...regular tag just isn't that fun.
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#6
How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?
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#7
What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?
Masterchief
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#8
I heard on the news Stoners took
over a town This was a high coup
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#9
What do you call a stoner with Down's Syndrome?
A Baked Potato.
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#10
What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?
A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.
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#11
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed wacker! - Now please post weed related jokes
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#12
A new book for stoners aspiring to greatness
7 Habits of Effectively High People
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#13
What do you call a stoner with down syndrome?
A baked potato.
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#14
What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?
Stoner!
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#15
I really hate stoners...
They are so blunt about everything.
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#16
What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?
We'd be good together.
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#17
How do you propose to a stoner?
Marriage ya wanna?
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#18
French Stoner
Joke: 80
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#19
What do you call a stoner that is masturbating?
A highjacker.
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#20
What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?
They put him under joint custody.
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Stoner Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and stoner jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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When is the best time to tell Stoner Jokes?
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