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Stool Jokes

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What Are Stool Jokes?

Stool Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of stool jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Doctor wanted a semen sample, stool sample and urine sample.
I gave him a pair of my underwear. Here, you sort it out.
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#2
All the guys here in San Francisco are super nice.
They keep asking if they can push my stool in. Even when I'm already sitting down or there are no chairs around.
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#3
What did one gay man say to another at the bar?
"Mind if I push your stool in? ;)"
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#4
So I go in for my physical...
And the doctor says "I need a semen, stool, and urine sample." I say "Gee doc, I'm in a big hurry. Can I just leave my underwear?" *Taken from Bill Paxton in Predator 2.*
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#5
Doctor asked me for a semen, stool and urine sample.
I said, "Hell doc, I ain't got time for that! Can't I just leave my underwear?"
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#6
What do you call it when...
You put a pillow on a stool? You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up
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#7
What did the Shit Summoner say at the bar ?
Mind if I pull up a stool ?
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#8
What's the dirtiest thing ever said at a gay bar?
"Excuse me sir, do you mind if I push in your stool?"
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#9
I did my presentation on stools,
got a shitty mark.
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#10
3 women in a bar are comparing how loose they are...
One claimed they could fit a sausage, another claimed they can fit a cucumber and the other slid down the bar stool.
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#11
How many gay men can you fit on a bar stool?
4 if you turn it upside down.
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#12
If you're gonna buy me a drink......
At least push my stool in!
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#13
A blowfly goes into a bar and asks...
Is that stool taken?
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#14
What did one gay man say to another gay man at the bar?
May I push in your stool
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#15
What do you call it when your Stepmother poops?
A Step-Stool
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#16
How many gay guys can sit on a stool?
Four, if you flip it upside down.
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#17
A blind guy walks into a bar....
and a table...and a stool...and a door
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#18
A blowfly walks into a bar....
And asks "Is this stool taken?"
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#19
What does violent diarrhoea and a bar fight have in common?
Blood on your stool
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#20
What did the barfly say to the other barfly?
I saved you a stool.
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Stool Jokes?
Our collection features 188 Stool Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Stool Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Stool Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Stool Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Stool Jokes are available?
We currently have 188 Stool Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Stool Jokes?
Stool Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Stool Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and stool jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love stool jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Stool Jokes to share?
A good stool jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Stool Jokes safe for all ages?
Most stool jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Stool Jokes?
stool jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
How do I copy and share Stool Jokes?
Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
Are new Stool Jokes added regularly?
Yes, we refresh our collection with new stool jokes on a regular basis. Bookmark this page and come back often to discover fresh laughs.
Can I find Stool Jokes for a specific occasion?
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