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Straps Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of straps jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?
So they don't whistle on the way down.
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#2
When I wear those trendy sports bras with a million straps
I get stuck in them like a seagull in a six pack ring
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#3
Wonder why my son doesn't want me to walk him to the bus stop?
Maybe I'd better unhook one of the straps on my overalls like the cool kids.
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#4
I just realized the straps on the side of the mattress are for moving the
mattress, and not for what I've been using them for all this time.
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#5
What do French athletes wear?
Jaques straps
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#6
*gets handed a Mario Kart controller at a party* I don't know guys, I've never done this before.
*straps on monogrammed driving gloves*
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#7
You know you have an awesome bra...
when you can do the entire Head and Shoulders, Knees and Toes' song.... with just a slight adjustment of the shoulder straps!
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#8
FYI- Clear plastic bra straps make you look
like you're stuffed in a 6-pack ring.
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#9
How do jockeys stay on their horses?
Jockey straps.
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#10
Why do female skydivers wear jock straps?
So they don't whistle on the way down.
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#11
Eleven: We're not allowed to wear spaghetti straps at school.
The straps must be at least 2 inches wide. Six: Oh yeah, lasagna straps.
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#12
*tightens straps on electric chair* Any last words?
-I think male oysters should be called boysters Omg will someone throw the damn switch
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#13
Why do Native Americans wear jock straps?
TOTEM POLE
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Why People Enjoy Straps Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and straps jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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