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Strength Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of strength jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Interviewer: Name some of your weaknesses.
Me: I procrastinate. Haphazard, cantankerous... Interviewer: Strengths? Me: Vocabulary?
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#2
[job interview] "Name one of your strengths" I didn't stab
anyone today "That's not-" Yesterday wasn't so good tho
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#3
Seriously.
Who gets "regular strength" ANYTHING?! "Yeah, go ahead & gimme your middle-of-the-road shit. I'd like this headache to LINGER."
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#4
Me: Strengths?
I never vomit when I'm nervous. *vomits* HR guy: Umm...you sure about that? Me: Oh yeah, yeah. I'm just super drunk right now
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#5
I just hit a duck with my car.
Wasn't even in it. Incredible strength.
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#6
Well this should spice things up.
I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
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#7
People who say me breastfeeding in public is 'inappropriate' ...should grow up.
It strengths the relationship between me and my dog.
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#8
[job interview] Him: What's your greatest strength?
Me: I'm very independent. Him: ... Me: ... Him: ... Me: Tell him, Mom. Mom: He is!
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#9
[job interview] What's ur greatest strength?
"I wear too much cologne" No, I mean- "A lady legit passed out when I got in the elevator"
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#10
I want you to be completely honest with me as long
as you're only pointing out my strengths.
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#11
Lord please give me patience, because if you give
me strength I may just beat someone to death.
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#12
Everyone wanted to go to Arch Strength, or Arch Dexterity, even to Arch Luck.
Can't for the life of me think why noone wanted to go to Arch Wits.
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#13
Interviewer: What's your greatest strength?
Me: I'm hyper observant Interviewer: You have mustard in your beard Me: Oh..
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#14
Fact if it's mother is trapped under a car, baby adrenaline gives a baby the super strength of eight babies.
But that's not enough babies!
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#15
I was bitten by a crow, since then I've had the proportionate strength,
speed, and agility of a guy who is bleeding from the head a bit
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#16
Introverts don't get ready for a party.
They gather strength for a party.
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#17
Interviewer: "What's your greatest strength?" *45 minutes
later* Me: "I'm very comfortable with silence."
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#18
*Works out on rowing machine *Breaks rowing machine *Doesn't
know own strength *Buys Doritos to celebrate *Can't open bag
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#19
Me: (from the back of the ambulance) CHANGE THE RADIO Medic: Sir you
need to conserve your strength Me: I AM NOT DYING TO A COLDPLAY SONG
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#20
At a job interview: "What are your strengths?" "I'm an optimist and
a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start?"
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