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What Are Strings Jokes?

Strings Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of strings jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#21
I told my wife we can have sex or go see Star Wars, she said, I'm on my period and Star Wars is sold out.
But she pulled some strings and got me in.
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#22
Two strings walk into a bar The first one says, "I'll have a rum and cokeazx36@#&-334".
The second one says, "Excuse my friend, he's not null terminated".
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#23
Does anyone want to buy a broken yo-yo?
No strings attached
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#24
Strings are usually pretty straight
Unless they're knot
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#25
For Sale...
Parachute: $300. Slightly stained. Used once; never opened. No strings attached.
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#26
I just received a discount offer for a brand new guitar...
... no strings attached!
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#27
I couldn't find you any new tampons.
but I managed to pull a few strings...
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#28
The Fish Net Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?
A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.
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#29
Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?
Because he "pulled a few strings"!
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#30
Don't fret, I'll buy you a guitar, no strings attached.
You might not want it because you're a little picky.
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#31
WANTED: Someone to have my babies and carry on my family name.
No strings attached. You can even keep the kids.
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#32
I hate jokes about strings.
Come on guys they're knot funny.
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#33
What does a lingerie store and a guitar store have in common?
They both sell G-strings
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#34
If President Bernie Sanders were to die in office...
And an elaborate homage to Weekend at Bernie's was undertaken to cover up that fact, he'd still have less strings than Hillary Clinton.
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#35
Tell your female friends that they can get 100 tampons for a dollar...
No strings attached. For a limited period only.
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#36
Broken puppets for sale...
No strings attached.
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#37
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
One has strings, the other has straaangs.
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#38
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.
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#39
I swallowed two strings by accident, and when I finally passed
them they were miraculously tied together I shit you knot
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#40
Women don't like bass players, apparently...
Whenever I say I like thick G-strings they allways walk away, I don't know why.
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