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What Are Stub Jokes?

Stub Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of stub jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
So Stub Hub isn't a dating
site for quadriplegics?
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#2
A libertarian prostitute looks at her pay stub..
"I'm sick of all these fucking-taxes"
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#3
My parking stub was being bitchy, argumentative, and expensive.
It just wanted validation.
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#4
My favorite clean joke: What do you do when you stub your toe?
Call a toe truck.
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#5
What do you do when you stub your toe?
Call a "toe" truck.
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#6
What does hitler say when he stubs his toe?
Aushwitz
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#7
*Stubs cigarette out in palm to look tough* *waits till everyone leaves* *takes out cell phone* Hello 911?
Please send all your ambulances
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#8
They found Richard III's skeleton in a parking lot.
Time stamp on the ticket stub indicates he owes $8,432,773.
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#9
Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes.
He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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#10
The Wikipedia entry for
'Toe Injury' is a stub.
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#11
Whenever I stub my toe I automatically
blame and hate the next person I see.
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#12
Did you hear about the casino croupier whose hand, through a tragic accident, was reduced to a stub?
Don't worry, he's dealing with it.
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#13
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !
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#14
I wanted to learn about amputees on Wikipedia But I
didn't learn much, because the article was a stub.
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#15
Just saw that new Harry Potter movie, and was really disappointed...
...just looked at my ticket stub. It turns out the movie is called fantastic *beasts* and where to find them.
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#16
that awkward moment when you stub your toe and accidentally summon
the spirits of a thousand dead feet while you yell and curse
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#17
*T-Rex stubs his toe* OUCH I'M SO MAD.
JUST... MAD. I'M... "Angry? Agitated? Irritated? Anno-" SHUT UP THESAURUS NO ONE ASKED YOU.
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#18
[stubs toe] "GOD DAMMIT" God: No problem, bro.
[toe goes to Hell]
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#19
*Michael Cera stubs his
toe on a cotton ball*
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Stub Jokes?
Our collection features 19 Stub Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Stub Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Stub Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Stub Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Stub Jokes are available?
We currently have 19 Stub Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Stub Jokes?
Stub Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Stub Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and stub jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love stub jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Stub Jokes to share?
A good stub jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Stub Jokes safe for all ages?
Most stub jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Stub Jokes?
stub jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
How do I copy and share Stub Jokes?
Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
Are new Stub Jokes added regularly?
Yes, we refresh our collection with new stub jokes on a regular basis. Bookmark this page and come back often to discover fresh laughs.
Can I find Stub Jokes for a specific occasion?
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