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Substitute Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of substitute jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I know a lot of women who should substitute
their lipstick with glue sticks.
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#2
How is soy and dildos similar?
They're both meat substitutes
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#3
What do soy products and a vibrator have in common?
The both substitute meat
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#4
I dare you to read the New Testament, except substitute every "Jesus" with
"Pizza Hut" and tell me it isn't the greatest business plan ever.
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#5
What do you call a longshoreman who only unloads sugar substitutes?
A steviadore.
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#6
A sarcastic thumbs-up is a good substitute
for the middle finger.
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#7
I once had a substitute that had no rules, except for no Smashmouth.
I thought she was kidding, but then I saw her face.
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#8
What do dildos and tofu have in common?
They're both substitutes for meat.
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#9
TIFU when my HS friends and me tried to pull
a prank on a substitute teacher wrong sub
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#10
Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?
A: They are both substitute meats.
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#11
Apparently "cool story, bro" is not an acceptable substitute for "congratulations"
when your friend calls and tells you she's pregnant.
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#12
What do soy beans and dildos have in common?
They are both meat substitutes!
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#13
Cooking tip: You can almost always substitute
Nutella for a serious relationship.
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#14
A well timed "Have a good day!" can be a great substitute
for "Fuck you!" in almost every situation.
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#15
Riddle me this Which does not belong: * Nipple clamps * Soy * Vibrator
Answer: The nipple clamps, the other two are meat substitutes.
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#16
I've perfected an AI as a substitute to a girlfriend.
Every time I try to turn it on I get the silent treatment and there are no output to tell me what's wrong.
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#17
When used as directed, Axe Body Spray
makes a good substitute for tear gas.
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#18
How are dildos and tofu alike?
They're both meat substitutes.
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#19
TIFU by walking into the class of the wrong
substitute teacher Whoops, wrong sub.
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#20
What do you call a sugar substitute that has poor taste?
Sweet and Low-brow..
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