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What Are Subway Jokes?

Subway Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of subway jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
New Subway slogan idea from
Jared 12 is the new 18
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#2
If you rub two sticks together fast enough, you'll
eventually start a widespread panic on the subway.
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#3
"Jared" from Subway recently posted an image on Reddit of him sucking a minor's penis ...
... he later deleted the image and replied "Oops, wrong sub."
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#4
Jared from Subway ended his career the same way he started it.
Trying to get into small pants.
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#5
Subway's Jared Fogle sentenced to 15.6 years...
Where his diet will be regulated to just 6 inchers.
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#6
What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?
*Make me one with everything*
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#7
each Subway franchise owns a tiny shred of Jared's fat pants.
if you pay $50 you may gaze at the relic
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#8
It's all because of a misunderstanding.
Jared told his buddies that he was going off the Subway diet and he asked them what he should eat. They said to have a Little Debbie.
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#9
Jared Fogle Of Subway Started and Ended His Career The Same Way.
Trying to get into smaller pants.
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#10
"THIS SUB CAN'T EVEN HANDLE ME RIGHT NOW!!!"-what i just screamed
in subway as i spit black olives all over a 7 year old.
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#11
'welcome to subway how can i-' ME:*punches counter*WHY DOES THE KOOL-AID
MAN CARRY A SMALLER PITCHER OF KOOL-AID 'sir-' M: IS IT HIS PISS
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#12
Subway's known about Jared since the beginning how else can you explain how they knew he likes to eat fresh.
I'm going to hell for this one.
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#13
Dear funny, I picked up the wrong sandwich
at Subway Oops, wrong sub!
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#14
TIFU by taking someone else's
Subway order Oops, wrong sub.
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#15
Jared from Subway Apparently Subway is removing
the foot long from the Kids menu
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#16
What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?
Get off at the next stop!
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#17
The guy behind the counter asked me what I wanted on my sub and I
said a collar and restraints and now I'm not allowed in Subway.
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#18
I like how Subway sells "healthy footlong" sandwiches, as
if anything is healthy when you're eating it by the foot.
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#19
i feel the most connected to other human beings when were making
subtle eye contact about someones outrageous stank on the subway
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#20
TIFU by mixing up my sub order at subway.
Whoops, wrong sub.
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Subway Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and subway jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Subway Jokes safe for all ages?
Most subway jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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