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Sucking Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of sucking jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What does a prostitute have in common with Sting?
They both stop sucking when The Police are around.
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#2
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
One stops sucking when you slap it and the other is a blonde.
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#3
What did the gay Frenchman say to his boyfriend right before sucking his dick?
Boner appetit.
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#4
Country music is like a vacuum.
. . As soon as you turn it off it stops sucking.
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#5
The word politics is derived from two words The word poly meaning
many and the word ticks meaning blood sucking parasite.
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#6
People think having crabs is a bad thing.
Still, at least something's sucking my cock.
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#7
What is the last thing you want to hear after sucking Willie Nelsons dick?
"That's not Willie Nelson."
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#8
What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One's a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger; the other is a fish.
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#9
Take your teenage girl to Disney world, Quickly.
Next year she will want to spend her holidays sucking off strangers in Magaluf...
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#10
Whats the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
(not for sensitive peeps) A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it
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#11
What's the difference between a slut and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
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#12
A man would never say...
STOP SUCKING MY DICK OR I'LL CALL THE POLICE!
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#13
Q.
How do men exercise on the beach? A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
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#14
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it. (heard this somewhere)
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#15
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it!
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#16
I was sucking off my new Thai bride, last night When I thought..
"Hang on a fuckin' minute"
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#17
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking when you smack it.
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#18
I caught my Grandma sucking my Grandad's cock last night.
A bit weird, since I thought they buried it along with the rest of him.
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#19
What do you call gay Dracula?
Cock Dracula, because blood isn't the only thing he's sucking ;)
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#20
Why did Bill Clinton sign the NAFTA agreement?
[NSFW] He loves a giant sucking sound.
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