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Swearing Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of swearing jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
There's furniture items that allow SFW swearing.
That's sofa king nice.
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#2
Your password must contain an upper and lower case letter, two numbers
and a bunch of symbols that look like comic strip swearing.
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#3
Last week I tried to give up swearing...
...but said "fuck it" instead.
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#4
So a kid starts cussing in Social Studies class Another kid hears it and tells the teacher.
Teacher confronts kid, saying "Tom says you were swearing.." Kid replies, "That's fucking bullshit!"
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#5
It's a Boy!
James shouted, It's a Boy!!! i still can't believe it! ..with tears rolling down ,James came running out .....swearing never ever to come back to Bangkok again! xD
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#6
They say swearing is due to limited vocabulary.
I know thousands of words, but I still prefer' f*ck off' to go away'.
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#7
Him: Watch your language at dinner tonight.
Me: So you want less Tarantino... H: ...and more Seuss. M: Gotcha. No swearing. Lots of rhyming.
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#8
My girlfriend wants me to talk dirty during sex,
but I feel weird swearing at a 12 year old.
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#9
Instead of cursing and swearing when someone cuts me off in traffic,
I just yell lyrics from Spice Girl songs out the window
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#10
Just once I want a man to sweep me off my feet and carry me to bed WITHOUT
all the groaning, swearing and yelling out "DEAR GOD MY BACK!"
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#11
What are swearing outdoor grills powered with?
Profane tanks.
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#12
Why can't Armenians drive?
Because they're too busy swearing at obama! ba dum tss
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#13
I overheard Oedipus swearing like a sailor...
...so I asked him, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
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#14
2 walruses walk into a bar..
the first walrus is swearing and acting extremly obnoxious, the second walrus turns to him and says "tusk tusk" Gotta love dad jokes
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#15
"Its a boy", he shouted.
"It's a BOY! I still can't believe it! Tears rolling down his eyes, swearing never to come back to Thailand again.
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#16
*catches son swearing through sign language* "We don't use that language
in this house" *hands him hand sanitizer* "You know what to do"
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#17
I can't wait 'til my kids leave home.
I've got so much swearing to catch up on.
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#18
Joke: The swearing
parrot geaNostra
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#19
I really need to watch my language...
You know what they say, swearing is the grammatical crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers.
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#20
Q: What are swearing outdoor grills powered with?
A: Profane tanks.
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Why do people enjoy Swearing Jokes?
Swearing Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and swearing jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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