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Sweating Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of sweating jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Fiance' works at an old folks home and said that they had the heater up to far all day.
I guess you can say that she was... Sweating with the Oldies!
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#2
I want to glisten like a Budweiser beer and attract
men, but here I am sweating casually for no one.
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#3
Interviewer: what's your biggest weakness?
Dwayne Johnson: *sweating nervously* certainly not paper that's for sure
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#4
Him: I know your secret Me:*nervously sweating, remembering my Netflix history* Yeah?
H: You killed someone M: *relieved* Oh, haha. Yep
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#5
Boss: You're fired Me: No YOU'RE fired Boss:
No Me: Yeah Boss: *starts sweating*
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#6
[Justice League HQ] SUPERMAN: Looks like Batman is hungry tonight MOTHMAN:
[visibly sweating] I think I'll just fight daytime crimes
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#7
I was going to work this morning and sat across from a really hot Thai girl on the train.
I kept blushing and sweating and thinking "Please don't get a hard-on". But she did.
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#8
Border patrol: Why do you have 100s of DVDs of Top Gun stuffed into
your seat cushions Me: *sweating* BP: They aren't even illegal
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#9
[1st date] HER: I'm such a nerd!
I love when a guy talks sciency HIM: Oh haha [to waiter] A salad with umm *sweating* kilo-island dressing
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#10
So Cheech Marin plays golf now, which is appropriate Because what's more Mexican
than sweating balls on a freshly-mowed lawn with a bag full of weapons?
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#11
HER: You look so nervous.
ME: *nervously* HA. I'm never nervous. HER: You're sweating. ME: *just freaking out* That's bravery moisture.
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#12
I came home from the gym today staggering and sweating after pushing my body to the limit ...
And all I did was sign up.
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#13
TIL the propeller on a plane is a fan to keep the pilot cool
When it stops, you can see the pilot start sweating!
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#14
INTERVIEWER: You put "summoning demons" as a special skill?
ME: That's right. INTERVIEWER: *sweating profusely* When can you start?
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#15
dumbledore: our enchanted ceiling shows us wat the sky outside looks like
mcgonagall: so...a magic glass ceiling dumbledore: [starts sweating]
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#16
Never realized how out of shape I was until I started
sweating after using scissors for 30 seconds.
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#17
SURGEON (who is an octopus): scalpel NURSE: [sweating trying
to figure out what arm to hand it to] yup one second
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#18
WAITER: soup or salad?
CLARK KENT: *sweating nervously* just a REGULAR salad for a REGULAR guy please ha ha. nothing super about it...
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#19
The symptoms of Ebola...
... are sweating, weakness, diarrhoea & stomach pains. The exact same kind of feeling that a husband gets when he sees his wife going through his phone and messages ..
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#20
[company meeting] Manager: $5000 in office supplies have gone missing.
We are making some changes. Me: [in paper clip chainmail, sweating]
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