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Sweats Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of sweats jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What dog sweats the most and drinks the most water?
A hot-weiler!
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#2
Did you know that an airplane's propeller is only a big fan and is there to keep the pilot cool?
Don't believe me? Turn it off, and see how much the pilot sweats!
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#3
What lies on the bottom of the ocean and sweats?
A nervous wreck...
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#4
Son: "Mom, Dad, I'm gay." Mom: *Stares at Dad* Dad: *Clenches fist* Mom: "Don't!" Dad: *Sweats Profusely*
Mom: "..." Dad: "HI GAY, I'M DAD" Edit: Yay top of r/jokes, #lifegoals Also formatting
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#5
The sweats say I've given up.
The Nike logo says "but not entirely."
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#6
Turns out you have to *tell* a guy you're going out, otherwise you just
end up standing on his doorstep wondering why he's in his sweats.
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#7
Son: "Mom, Dad, I'm gay." Mom: *Stares at Dad* Dad: *Clenches fist* Mom:
"Don't!" Dad: *Sweats Profusely* Mom: "..." Dad: "HI GAY, I'M DAD"
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#8
"Excuse me sir, are you really just a building in disguise?" *storefront sweats nervously* "N-n-no!
I am human my name is Bill. Bill...Ding"
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#9
"Can I buy you a drink?" Sure!
What's your name? "Uhh. I don't know. I never get this far" You don't know your name? *sweats* Pants are cool
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#10
A Man has a strange disorder.
Whenever he gets worked up, he sweats coffee. He really can pore the coffee.
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#11
Son: "Mom, Dad..
I'm gay" Mom: *staring at dad Dad: ...*clenches fists Mom: ...don't! Dad: *sweats profusely Mom: Dad: HI GAY, IM DAD Kudos to @Lerky on Twitter
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#12
Yo mama so greasy she
sweats Crisco!
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#13
You can pour up to 12 bowls of salad in your sweats
before they kick you out of the Olive Garden.
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#14
Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the
impact?" Defendent: "Gucci Sweats and Sum Jordan's"
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#15
Son: "Mom, Dad..
I'm gay" Mom: *staring at dad Dad: *clenches fists Mom: "don't..." Dad: *sweats profusely Mom: ........ Dad: "HI GAY. I'M DAD"
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#16
"You a cop?" UNDERCOVER COP: No.
"So you wouldn't mind if I ... threw these donuts away?" UC: *sweats profusely*
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#17
Me: *gazes into his eyes* Him: *sweats* M *winks* H: I'm kinda uncomfortable
M: But this is love H: It's my job to fill liquor orders, ma'am
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#18
"Do you want to go out on a date?" *sweats nervously* I C-CAN'T "Why?"
*shoots friend next to him* I HAVE TO GO TO A FRIEND'S FUNERAL
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#19
Son: "Mom, Dad...
I'm gay" Mom: *staring at dad Dad: *clenches fists Mom: ...don't! Dad: *sweats profusely Mom: Dad: HI GAY, I'M DAD
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#20
Got the cheese sweats.
Got the cheese sweats real bad.
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