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Sweep Jokes

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What Are Sweep Jokes?

Sweep Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of sweep jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan?
The ocean.
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#2
God *up on a chair, shrieking*: GET IT GET IT Mrs God: You know they're
more afraid of you than you are of them *gently sweeps man outside*
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#3
[at ATM] Would I like to check my balance?
Okay sure. *presses button* *robot leg shoots out and sweeps mine* 'Your balance is: awful'
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#4
Chimney Sweep Lady chimneysweep
is a real fluesie
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#5
What's black and doesn't work?
A quadriplegic chimney sweep.
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#6
If she licks all the frosting off her face with a single
360 degree sweep of the tongue, she might be Scooby Doo.
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#7
Block the toddler from the kitchen while I sweep left, handoff the baby, pass you a bottle and take a shower.
On 2. Go! Football parenting
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#8
A little bit of ash falls on Hitler's shoulder.
He sweeps it off and says "Fuck off Jew"
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#9
BREAKING NEWS: Overworked Janitor
Sweeps the Nation.
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#10
Ladies, stop looking for a guy to sweep you off your feet.
Sweeping is your job.
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#11
[karate tournament] coach: Billy sweep the leg!
me in the crowd: haha hey billy vacuum his head! *Billy just wails opponent with a Dyson*
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#12
Just once I want a man to sweep me off my feet and carry me to bed WITHOUT
all the groaning, swearing and yelling out "DEAR GOD MY BACK!"
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#13
Parents w/ 1st Baby: "Aww he's starting to walk!
C'mon buddy, u can do it!" Parents w/ Baby #4: "SHIT, HE'S STANDING! QUICK, SWEEP THE LEG!"
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#14
When I don't approve of another shopper's groceries in the checkout line,
I just use one of those separator bars to sweep them to the floor
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#15
Surprised Scarlett Johansson didn't leg sweep Travolta, throw him
over her should onto his back and put her foot on his throat.
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#16
*calls wife into the bedroom* *dims the lights* *turns on Marvin
Gaye* *sexily sweeps toddler's collection of trucks off the bed*
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#17
Sweep her off her feet, but not like
the bad guy from Karate Kid.
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#18
Her: For once I'd like a man to just sweep me off my feet.
Me: *slowly ties Karate Kid headband around forehead*
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#19
Ladies: Stop looking for a man to sweep you
off your feet.....Sweeping is your job.
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#20
Survival Tip: if a bear comes at you, do not try to "sweep the leg".
They've all seen The Karate Kid and learned how to defend against it.
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What are the best Sweep Jokes?
Our collection features 28 Sweep Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Sweep Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Sweep Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Sweep Jokes are available?
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Why do people enjoy Sweep Jokes?
Sweep Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Sweep Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and sweep jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love sweep jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good sweep jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Sweep Jokes safe for all ages?
Most sweep jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Sweep Jokes?
sweep jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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