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Sword Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of sword jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Katana is Japanese for "sword".
In Japan they have great respect for swords and their moms dont knock them off the wall while vacuuming
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#2
The Karate Kid grew up to be The Karate Man and now he's the Pizza Hut
delivery guy with a ponytail who tries to talk to you about swords.
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#3
Anakin: How do we get in?
Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*
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#4
A king gets murdered in his sleep...
Two of his most loyal servants found the body, with a sword in the king's chest. One the servants turns to the other and says "Wow, he must have had a bad knight."
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#5
What's a redditor's favourite sword move?
Riposte!
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#6
[Commercial for lawnmowers] [Exhausted looking guy stood in his garden]
*Stabs a long sword into the grass* "There has to be a better way"
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#7
Ordered a pizza.
Delivery guy and I talked for 45 minutes about swords and he got fired. Now he lives here, we're gonna fight crime together
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#8
Girl: Do you have protection?
Me: Um like a sword?
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#9
Having swords for arms was a terrible first wish but it
was a genie and I blurt weird things out when I panic.
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#10
Fencing proves that with enough rules even
a sword fight can be boring as hell.
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#11
What is small furry and brilliant at sword fights ?
A mouseketeer !
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#12
Him: Why do you carry a knife?
Me: A sword is harder to hide.
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#13
Swords just aren't naturally "wooooshy" enough for me, that's why I add the noise.
That's why I add the noise, Janet.
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#14
My home security system is a nerf sword by the door.
My liquor cabinet has a retina scanner, 3 pit bulls & my 7th grade lesbian gym teacher.
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#15
The pen is mightier than the sword ...except
in basically every real life battle scenario
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#16
"It just feels so good to have a clean apartment!"
- someone who's never killed a bear with a sword
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#17
I use a sword to argue with people.
They usually get my point.
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#18
Using spin moves while allowing an opponent's sword to narrowly miss your
head forces them to add majestic layers and volume to your hair.
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#19
Bosses get a lot less demanding
when you bring a sword to work
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#20
If you live by the sword, I guess that is pretty cool.
I live by some trees and shit.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and sword jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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