What Are Syria Jokes?
Syria Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of syria jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Do you know about the unpredictable weather in Syria?
Sometimes it's Sunni, other times it's Shiite.
#2
Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?
Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.
#3
Does syria have any walmarts?
No, only targets.
#4
Q: Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?
A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from /r/funny by request)
#5
Why did the Jamaican go to Syria?
To get stoned
#6
With all these factions in Syria, the situation is quickly becoming...
syrias.
#7
I can't believe that Trump is banning Muslims from the U.S.
Like, Syria-sly America?
#8
Political analyst said the way to defeat ISIS is to cripple them financially
so maybe we can sneak into Syria and build them a Whole Foods.
#9
What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?
This place is totally radical!
#10
Why don't they have bars in Syria?
Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.
#11
Did you hear that Russia considers US intervention in Syria illegal?
They even wrote a song about it... "Crimea River"
#12
What does the Obama administration think about foreign relations?
Why so Syrias?
#13
Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?
Because they're all targets
#14
I've decided to avoid Turkey this Thanksgiving...
Way too close to Syria.
#15
Syria is wherever the
Syrians are in Europe
#16
What does a Middle-Eastern person eat for breakfast?
Syria-l
#17
Tension between Katy Perry and Taylor Swift is heating up...
...and Obama is ordering air strikes on Syria, like that's gonna help. What an idiot.
#18
The national bird of Syria is..
..a drone.
#19
Two Russian pilots in Syria - Hi, what have you been doing today?
- Bombing the ISIS headquarters... - Which one, the main headquarters? - No man, the main headquarters is on the other continent...
#20
What do you call an election in Syria?
A civil war
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