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Systems Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of systems jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Just saw a bumper sticker that completely
changed my belief systems.
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#2
I just ate so much Chinese food that now I'm able to use algorithms
based on linear algebra to solve large numerical systems.
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#3
Why do whales have really good immune systems?
They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!
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#4
Funny things to say after loudly farting in a public toilet I'll start with a couple I've heard:
"Systems check cleared - ready for drop..." "Whups, I'm sorry, I need to get that fixed..."
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#5
Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?
A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.
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#6
Fifty Shades of Grey.
In anticipation for the release of Fifty Shades of Grey, many theaters have installed more powerful ventilation systems to compensate for the smell.
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#7
Why do Canadians like number systems greater than Base-10?
Because 7 8 9, A?
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#8
"WTF IS THIS?!?!" dad demands as he looks at my report card.
I explain to him the idea of schooling and grading systems and he calms down.
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#9
What kind of operating system do horses use?
None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.
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#10
Im making a fortune promoting home security systems.All I do is say
"Hello".At 3 in the morning sitting at the end of their bed.
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#11
Did you hear about the time all GPS systems became self-aware?
Things were taking unexpected turns.
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#12
What do you call an Irish gangster that all living systems strive for?
(X /r/ScienceJokes) Homie O'Stasis.
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#13
I hate Windows Embedded systems so much...
They make me WinCE
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#14
Why female sys-admins restart systems more often then men?
Because they love those new boots!
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#15
I like my women like I like my file systems.....
FAT & 32.
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#16
Why can trains go for longer than cars?
Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.
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#17
*knocks on door* You're too fat.
"Wha--" You're way too dumb. "Wait--who.." Hi, I'm Roy. I sell insecurity systems. You're too poor for one.
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#18
What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?
By sending them executables.
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#19
I'm making a fortune promoting home security systems The pitch is easy.
All I do is say "Good morning". At 3am whilst sitting on the end of their bed.
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#20
3 guys were riding in a car: a hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer.
The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a steep hill he finds that the brakes...
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