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Tables Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of tables jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Fun prank: Find a sleeping spider, crawl in its mouth and lay your eggs.
Turn the tables. Give nature the finger. Live it up.
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#2
Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?
So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.
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#3
A geeky joke: An SQL Query walks into a bar...
... and joins two tables.
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#4
Did you hear about that mathematician who only used furniture made out of clocks?
He loved his times tables.
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#5
Ha ha!
OH, HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED! "dude, are you gonna do this every time you rearrange the furniture"
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#6
Why do Nazis love Vinyls?
Cause you can turn the tables from 45 to 33.
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#7
Alcohol doesn't make you fat...
it makes you Lean... on tables, chairs & random ugly people...or sometimes floors
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#8
welcome to denny's.
don't eat that brown stuff. that's tables
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#9
What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?
Stephen Hawking.
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#10
Does the defense have any last words?
"Yes I do your honor... THE FLOOR IS MADE OF LAVA" [Judge & jury scramble to get on top of tables]
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#11
What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?
When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!
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#12
Know what "buffet" stands for?
Big Ugly Fat Fuckers Eating Together. Credit: This loud big ugly fat fucker drinking a few tables away from me at this bar.
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#13
A SQL Query Glides Into A Bar, In The Corner Of Said Bar Were Two Tables.
SQL Query Glides Over To Said Tables and asks, May I Join You.
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#14
I wait tables with an obnoxious ex-mechanical engineer...
...he's always going on and on about the restaurant's utensil modulus.
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#15
I phoned a local restaurant.
I said, "Hello, can I make a booking for tonight?" They said, "I'm sorry, we haven't got any tables." "That's ridiculous," I said. "How do you serve the food?"
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#16
A SQL statement walks into a bar...
he confidently walks up to a couple of tables and says, "May I join you?".
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#17
Cat 911: What's your emergency?
Cat: I knocked everything off the tables now I'm scared! Cat 911: Seriously? Cat: No, LOL! Cat 911: LOL!
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#18
I never thought I'd buy into Feng Shui.
But oh how the tables have turned.
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#19
If you made a wall hanging out of cheap necklaces bought from the merch tables at small, underground rock concerts...
Would you have a Decoration of Indie Pendants?
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#20
Good call inventor of glass tables.
There's nothing more appetizing than realizing Aunt Mildred doesn't wear panties while I'm trying to eat
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