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#1
Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?
Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.
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#2
What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain?
It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.
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#3
What's a caterpillar afraid of?
A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the ~~worst~~ best joke I've ever heard)
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#4
What is a caterpillar afraid of?
a dogerpillar. Sorry. It was so bad that I had to share it. Fuck you Laffy Taffy.
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#5
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no *body* to go with!!! As told by a Professor, in a serious Aerospace class, reading off of Laffy Taffy.
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#6
How does Mario talk to the dead?
With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.
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#7
Add "in my pants" after a song name
Shake that laffy taffy in my pants
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#8
Using only a paperclip, taffy, and rubber
band, MacGuyver left another shitty tip.
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#9
I wish Laffy Taffy made a more modestly wrapped version for funerals
and other occasions where laffing isn't appropriate.
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#10
What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)
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#11
Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?
Because his teacher was Haydn. (Stolen from laffy taffy)
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#12
What does a television have in common with a rabbit?
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.
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#13
What is the definition of a farmer?
Someone who is outstanding in his field. *hehehe* Credit: Laffy Taffy
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#14
What's a comedian's favorite candy?
Laffy Taffy.
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#15
The best joke I ever heard from a Laffy Taffy wrapper Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?
... The kids have to play inside.
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#16
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around while I go on ahead. Credit goes to a Laffy Taffy wrapper from some years ago.
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#17
(Warning, this is worse than those laffy-taffy jokes) Why don't engineers have sex with much frequency?
Because it hertz!
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#18
My favorite from a Laffy Taffy wrapper: What do you call a twitching cow?
Beef Jerky
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#19
Like something you'd find on laffy taffy On a scale of 1-10 how high was Carl?
420
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#20
The fact that they call it the Food Pyramid and not Food Triangle implies it has at least two other sides.
So maybe this much taffy is OK
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