What Are Tampons Jokes?
Tampons Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of tampons jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Me: Better late than never!
Wife: ... M: Seeing red? W: ... M: Go with the flow! W: ... M: I'll go buy tampons. W: NOW, MISTER FUNNY MAN.
#2
Three tampons are walking down the street..
A light, a regular, and a super tampon are all walking down the street. Which one talks to you first? None. They are all stuck up bitches.
#3
Three tampons walk into a bar, a kotex, a playtex, and a tampax.
Which one says hello first? None, they're all stuck up bitches.
#4
Tampax has announced that they will be taking the string off tampons and replacing it with tinsel.
This is for the Christmas period only.
#5
Why are tampons always grumpy?
Because they're stuck up cunts.
#6
*Wife thumps door* "I KNOW UR IN THERE!
U BLEW OUR SAVINGS ON A SHITTY INVENTION, DIDN'T U?!" NO! *furiously flushes 1000s of dog-tampons*
#7
Why did the two tampons not talk to each other?
They were both stuck up cunts.
#8
I can't wait for my girlfriend to get up and swap tampons.
Let's see what she thinks of the party popper I've put inside her.
#9
I wish I could see the look of surprise and wonder on my son's face when he opens his lunchbox full of tampons today.
Payback for talkback.
#10
So my girlfriend told me her dog ate some tampons...
I told her to call the vet, maybe they can pull some strings.
#11
It's amazing how patiently people will wait in
line behind you when you're buying tampons.
#12
Why do tampons find it so hard to make friends?
They're all stuck-up cunts.
#13
I saw a woman crying as she was buying tampons earlier.
Must be going through a tough period in her life.
#14
A couple of tampons are sitting on the bathroom counter A pair of condoms walk in and one says to the
other: "I think we have an in here" the other replies: "nah mate, they're both stuck up cunts"
#15
What did the 2 tampons say to each other?
Nothing because they were both stuck up cunts.
#16
I'm no blood spatter expert, but by the look of this bathroom
floor, you're pulling your tampons out way too fast.
#17
Love' is picking up tampons at the supermarket for your girlfriend.
True love' is inserting them.
#18
Why do female skydivers wear tampons?
So they don't whistle on the way down.
#19
Me: They were out of tampons, so I got you a box of bandaids instead.
Her:
#20
Your momma's so fat...
Her picture fell off the wall She wears a 3 piece bikini There are smaller fat women orbiting her Her tampons come equipped with On Star
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