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#1
What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide?
Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.
#2
I don't play fantasy football, but I do play fantasy friendship.
This week I'm starting Taylor Swift and Conan O'Brien.
#3
Anyone know how long we are supposed to "Shake It Off"?
Taylor never specified and frankly I'm exhausted!
#4
Taylor Swift told Vanity Fair she's not a "clingy, insane, desperate
girlfriend" through various voicemails and texts at 3 AM
#5
Just unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter.
Expecting a song within the hour
#6
mom: Why are your eyes red?
Are you high!? [flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over] me: Yes
#7
Just thought of the best senior
quote " " -Taylor Swift
#8
I sprayed Taylor Swift's new perfume on me then started writing a five
page letter to the boy who forgot to put a straw in my bag at Arby's.
#9
My friend said Obama is the coolest president ever...
... Nah, Zachary Taylor was the illest.
#10
How do we know Mayberry's Andy Taylor was a Redditor?
He had sex with Opie's mom.
#11
I think it's about time Taylor Swift wrote a
song and called it "Maybe I am The Problem".
#12
Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift's relationship is over after just three months because he wanted it to be more public...
I guess she wanted it to be more Loki.
#13
Who would win in a fight, Michael J.
Fox or Taylor Swift? Michael J. Fox; he would just shake it off.
#14
Did you recently date Taylor Swift, only to be dumped and have a song written about you?
You may be entitled to compensation. Call now.
#15
What do you call someone who sews extremely fast?
Taylor Swift...
#16
Taylor Swift tweeted a picture of her cat watching the Olympics and
just as I suspected, Taylor's bedroom looks like a giant doily.
#17
Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back...
So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow.
#18
Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?
About fifty pounds
#19
California Earthquake Today there was a 4.8 magnitude earthquake reported in California.
Taylor Swift was quoted as saying "Shake it, shake it off".
#20
What do you call Taylor Swift when she squats low?
No ass to the grass
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