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Termites Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of termites jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I hate watching termites.
They're boring.
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#2
Two termites walk into a bar...
"Excuse me sir, is the bar tender here?"
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#3
What do Jewish termites do for Passover?
They have a cedar dinner.
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#4
If God had a sense of humor, he would have asked
Noah to bring a pair of termites on board.
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#5
Just threw out my one night stand.
There were termites.
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#6
Did Noah include termites
on the ark?
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#7
Where did Noah keep his termites?
In a plastic bag.
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#8
Two termites walk into a pub...
A waitress asks if she can help them. "No," they say, "We'd just like to know, is the bar tender here?"
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#9
Clocks Joke Grandfather clocks have this weird love/hate relationship
with insects in that termites are bad, but they're supposed to tick.
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#10
[Anteater eats some termites] [looks up to heaven] "YOU DON'T CONTROL ME, GOD!
YOU HEAR ME? I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU NAMED ME!"
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#11
Throwing burgers around furniture because I have a hunch that termites
only eat wood because they have not tried anything tastier.
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#12
What do termites put on their toast?
Door jamb.
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#13
Q: What do termites eat for breakfast?
A: Oakmeal.
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#14
*termites on date* Waiter: what would you like to order, sir?
Termite: table for two.
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#15
What flavor do termites like best?
Chair-y
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#16
Two termites go on a date..
Waiter: what would you like to order sir? Termite: Table for two.
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