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Testament Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of testament jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
God talked to Jews like 500 times in the Old Testament,
and not one warning about the Nazis.
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#2
What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?
YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.
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#3
The Old Testament is the historical record of
the first time we Jews controlled the media.
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#4
Computers are like old testament gods.
Lots of rules and no mercy. Not mine, got it somewhere on the internet.
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#5
If another day goes by without a Matthew, Mark, Luke and John forming
a boyband called New Testament, I'm going to give up on everything.
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#6
what do computers & old testament gods
have in common Lots of rules and no mercy
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#7
Why do Jews only read the Old Testament?
Because they're too cheap to buy the new! *ba-dum-tss*
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#8
My Sunday School teacher is so old...
.. when the New Testament came out she said "I don't care for the new curriculum."
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#9
Old Testament: Death, plagues, vengeance New Testament: Forgiveness,
love, wants you to call home Having a kid really mellowed God out.
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#10
Who cares about the new GTA when you can
sit down and enjoy the new testament
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#11
Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?
They're writing their last will and testament.
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#12
Why is the Old Testament down on gays?
Because the Phyllistines were always making war on the Israelites.
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#13
I dare you to read the New Testament, except substitute every "Jesus" with
"Pizza Hut" and tell me it isn't the greatest business plan ever.
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