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#1
What's Fermat's favorite topic in Mathematics aside from his theorem?
Fermatation.
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#2
Why did chicken cross the road?
Because Intermediate value theorem
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#3
Yo mama's so stupid...
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to use the Pythagorean theorem on an isosceles triangle.
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#4
Are you in a fight with another person?
Well it really seems like you two are squaring off. At least to tell us the long side of the story according to the Pythagorean Theorem.
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#5
Why are so many guys mean to their girl friends ?
Because of the [central limit theorem](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_limit_theorem).
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#6
Punthagorean Theorem A and B are pretty square, but get to the
root of C and you'll find he's always high, pot in use.
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#7
Four is equal to five Theorem: 4 = 5 Proof: -20 = -20 16 - 36 = 25 - 45 4^2 - 9*4 = 5^2 -
9*5 4^2 - 9*4 + 81/4 = 5^2 - 9*5 + 81/4 (4 - 9/2)^2 = (5 - 9/2)^2 4 - 9/2 = 5 - 9/2 4 = 5
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#8
Ever hear of the Infinite Monkey Theorem?
It goes something like if an infinite number of Redditors typed away on keyboards, one of them will eventually type a complete day of work.
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#9
wut equasion do u use when u wanna kno tha prbility that u & ur girl are gonna b 2gether 4ever?
bae's theorem
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#10
The pizza theorem: "Pizzas must be circular.
They must be cut into triangles and put into square boxes" -Science
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#11
My stats prof is so romantic...
He keeps talking about his Bayes' Theorem
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#12
The Pythagorean Theorem, Newton's Third Law and Bernoulli's Principle walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm not going to get this joke aren't I?"
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#13
What do you need when you're constipated in math class?
Squeeze Theorem
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#14
Q: Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?
(hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.
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#15
I never took Complex Anal.
in college So I had to find out about the residue theorem the hard way.
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#16
I have developed a truly marvellous demonstration of Fermat's last theorem ...
which this post is too short to contain
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#17
Yo mama is so stupid She thought the Hardy-Littlewood
inequality was a theorem relating dick sizes.
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