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Thermometer Jokes

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What Are Thermometer Jokes?

Thermometer Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of thermometer jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I wish I had remembered this was a rectal thermometer
before I'd put it in my mouth for 3 minutes.
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#2
what's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
the taste
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#3
A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket and says "some asshole
has my pen" edit: Original Joke by Jimmy Carr (thanks /u/gacres57)
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#4
What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
Taste
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#5
What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
The taste. I'll show myself out.
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#6
Q: How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?
A: They are both up to something.
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#7
Walks into a room - A doctor walks into a patient's room ...and decides to update the chart.
He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a thermometer and says "Great! What asshole has my pen?"
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#8
A nurse found a rectal thermometer...
A nurse found a rectal thermometer in her top breast pocket. "Some assholes got my pen" she said.
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#9
What's the difference between an oral, and rectal thermometer?
The taste.
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#10
What is the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
The taste.
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#11
My Favorite Joke as a Kid.
"What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?" The Taste!
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#12
A nurse goes to sign a discharge form and pulls a rectal thermometer out of her pocket.
'Oh great, some arsehole's got my pen.'
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#13
A nurse found a rectal thermometer in her pocket and thought...
"Some asshole's got my pen"
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#14
Whats the difference between an anal thermometer and an oral thermometer?
The taste
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#15
Anyone know the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
You know, besides the taste.
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#16
What is the difference between oral and anal thermometers?
the taste.
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#17
My baby's sick.
We used rectal thermometer on him & he didn't even mind. Looks like we might have a little choreographer on our hands.
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#18
They must have had a really good laugh when doctors realized
that thermometers could be taken orally too.
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#19
Upon request of a signature, a nurse reaches into her pocket only to find a thermometer...
she exclaims, "Some asshole's got my pen!"
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#20
[An old thermometer breaks scattering mercury beads all over the floor]
"Get out of here, NOW!" "Why?" "HAVEN'T U SEEN TERMINATOR 2?"
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Thermometer Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and thermometer jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Thermometer Jokes safe for all ages?
Most thermometer jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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thermometer jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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