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What Are Thief Jokes?

Thief Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of thief jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Last night someone bashed my car window & stole my purse so I hope this
thief enjoys his 17 tampons, stale gum & Sephora rewards card.
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#2
[Describing the adjective thief to a sketch artist] Sketch Artist: Can you describe what he looked like?
Me: Not anymore I can't
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#3
A woman, a murderer, a liar, a thief, and a cuckold walk into a bar The bartender asks: "What will it be, Mrs.
Clinton?"
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#4
What do you call a German thief?
A Hamburglar.
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#5
What did the music thief do in college?
Take notes.
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#6
A thief, a child molester and a priest
walk into a bar He orders a drink
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#7
Ever hear the joke about the punchline thief?
.
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#8
Did you hear about the banana thief?
He's appealing his sentence
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#9
A thief stole a toilet from the police station.
At this point they have nothing to go on.
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#10
Did you hear about the calendar thief?
He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!
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#11
Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?
The thief was spending less then his wife.
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#12
Did you hear about the water thief-turned-photographer?
Apparently he was a great pitcher-taker. (Credit goes to my husband.)
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#13
What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle?
Thief. What do you call TWO (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Organized crime.
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#14
If you're ever being mugged just shout THERE'S A BEE ON YOU the
thief'll freak out and run away haha what a baby problem solved
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#15
If a cop sees a black guy crossing the street and a white guy robbing an old lady, who does he shot first?
The thief because first duty then plesure
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#16
Did you hear about the sensitive thief?
He took a fence.
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#17
Once my credit card got stolen and I never reported it.
The thief spent less than my wife.
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#18
Did you here about the female thief?
I heard she was a mistake
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#19
Did you hear about the party thief?
I mean I've seen some crazy people at parties, but this guy definitely takes the cake.
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#20
An art thief gets caught after a heist, how so?
Many people saw his Van Gogh from the scene of the crime.
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Thief Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Thief Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and thief jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most thief jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Thief Jokes?
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