What Are Thing Jokes?
Thing Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of thing jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I told my wife she would look sexier with her hair back...
She was pissed! Apparently that's a insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
#2
"The main thing about being a woman
is trying to lock in moisture" -TV
#3
The best thing about sharing a king sized bed with your spouse is that
if you move far enough away it feels like you're completely alone.
#4
I long for the innocence of youth, back when I was happy just playing with a slinky all day Things are so different now.
It's like, 3...4 hours tops and I'm bored with the thing.
#5
The worst thing you could hear after orally pleasing Willie Nelson.
I'm not Willie Nelson.
#6
There aren't enough hours in the day to
put off the things I don't want to do
#7
[Girl over my house] "My ex boyfriend had this weird one-man-band thing.
You dont, right?" [Unclipping my harmonica holder] Def not.
#8
There is no such thing as Internet stalking.
Stalking requires physical activity. Fun activity like softly brushing your hair at night Sarah
#9
A racist man laments...
If people gave him $1 for every racist thing he said or done he'd be able to make a small contribution of 1 million dollars to Donald Trump's campaign.
#10
What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and vagina?
Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded.
#11
Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear!
Husband: kitchen, living room, dining room, patio...
#12
Two fish are in a tank...
The first fish says to the second fish, "How do we drive this thing?"
#13
Why sugars are very unhappy these days?
It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!
#14
What is the one thing you don't want to hear during sex?
Honey, I'm home!
#15
Two fish are in a tank..
One turns to the other and asked "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
#16
One thing won't change for Jared Fogle while in
prison He will still be eating 6" to 12" daily.
#17
I prefer shampoo to
the real thing.
#18
[overhears guy saying economy is bad] [later, at family dinner] no trust me, the last thing you want is an economy.
those things are so bad
#19
Today I asked the Director of Admissions at my University what the best thing about her job was...
And she said, "Well, I gotta admit..."
#20
Donald Trump and I agree on one thing.
We both would like to bang his daughter.
Why People Enjoy Thing Jokes
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Another reason people love thing jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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