What Are Things Jokes?
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#1
My girlfriend said that she'd break up with me if I kerp on making
cheesy puns Its okay some things just are'nt ment to brie
#2
After seeing some of the things posted on /r/Jokes lately, I believe it's time someone finally said something.
Something.
#3
*Husband buys me flowers* Me: Aw sweet, but don't waste money on things that are going to die.
Him: But you keep buying the cat food.
#4
Today, I cleaned the house.
It was awesome. My favorite part was finding things I didn't remember having. Like where'd these kids come from?
#5
I was once raped by a gang of mimes.
They performed unspeakable things to me!
#6
Some days it's little things, the tone of his voice or his words when we're
alone, that help me realize I'd rather have the insurance money.
#7
I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity.
Does it like...propel you forward? These are things I think people need to know, NASA.
#8
What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?
Polaroid Integral Film and Babies
#9
Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear!
Husband: kitchen, living room, dining room, patio...
#10
There's two things I hate.
Hypocrisy and condescension. Do you understand what I mean?
#11
No matter what amazing things you accomplish or how fantastic
you are, a cat will always think it is better than you.
#12
I bet short people get really excited when they
accidentally hit their head on things.
#13
Dandruff.
Plastic bags. Dish soap --> things more interesting than my friends' Facebook updates
#14
I hope my wife and children never learn the
things that I have done for a Klondike Bar.
#15
Sometimes on a clear cool night I look at the stars for hours and
wonder what cool things I'd be doing if my Internet weren't down.
#16
Caitlin Jenner and the Carolina Panthers have some things in common...
There balls drop when they get hit by sacks.
#17
I know pretty well how batteries must feel
I'm rarely ever included in things either.
#18
Dingo: The dingo community is known for many other things TV Host: What are cooking for us today?
Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw
#19
What are 3 things a black man can't get?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
#20
The best things in life are free.
Fuck vowels.
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