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What Are Thumbs Jokes?

Thumbs Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of thumbs jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

Every joke on this page is free to read and easy to share. Click the copy button on any joke to copy it instantly to your clipboard. Paste it into a message, post, or conversation and spread the laughter.

#1
I went to see my doctor to get my prostate checked.
He gave me the thumbs up.
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#2
You can get out of jury duty on the first day by blatantly winking
at the defendant as you give them a double thumbs up.
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#3
When the nun comes around to collect the offerings, I shell out a handful
of change and a cucumber then give her a wink and a thumbs up.
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#4
A sarcastic thumbs-up is a good substitute
for the middle finger.
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#5
Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?
Alec Baldwin
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#6
"Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?"
"Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim
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#7
New Reality Show: America's Next Top Proctologist.
You only advance to the next round if you get two thumbs up.
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#8
Pandora has spoiled me.
Five seconds into any conversation and I'm looking for the thumbs-down button.
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#9
I will step on an old woman's face to get to my
computer to thumbs down a bad song on Pandora.
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#10
What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?
Justice Thumbs
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#11
What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?
This guy
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#12
A man goes to the proctologist The
doctor gave him a thumbs up.
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#13
I wish my thumbs had the power of Pandora.
I would give people the thumbs down & they'd instantly disappear & be replaced w/ a better one.
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#14
What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
Justice Fingers!
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#15
I've been texting so much lately that I move my thumbs from
side to side when I'm actually talking to someone.
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#16
[rookie undercover] *walks up to dealer* "yo you a cop" um no "hmm ok what
you want" EIGHT COCAINES PLEASE *gives thumbs up to chief in car*
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#17
Only my husband would walk up to my gynecologist in Costco, point at me,
give him the two thumbs up while grinning and say, 'Nice one, huh?'
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#18
Honked & did thumbs-up to teen goth girl on the street I thought looked
super cool & she rolled her eyes & I was like YES EXACTLY KEEP AT IT
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#19
What's got 2 thumbs and is worse than Donald Trump?
No, seriously. I'm asking.
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#20
When I die I want my hand to be glued in a thumbs
up, and my body lowered into molten steel.
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What are the best Thumbs Jokes?
Our collection features 63 Thumbs Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Thumbs Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Thumbs Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Thumbs Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Thumbs Jokes are available?
We currently have 63 Thumbs Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Thumbs Jokes?
Thumbs Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Thumbs Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and thumbs jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love thumbs jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good thumbs jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Thumbs Jokes safe for all ages?
Most thumbs jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Thumbs Jokes?
thumbs jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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